Du kannst auf dieser Welt nur leben, wenn du sie zu deiner Geliebten machst. Sie mit diesen Wundern und Grausamkeiten annimmst und zwischen beiden das Gleichgewicht findest. Sonst wirst du sie nicht so verlassen können, wie Du es vorhast. - laut lachend auf einem silbernen Vogel fliegend und bis zum Rand erfüllt mit allem, was sie dir zu bieten hatte.


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I was tagged by :

Rules of the game:

Choose a singer/band/group that you like
Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group
Tag 6 more people (and let them know they've been tagged)

I chose Nirvana

1. Are you male or female?
About a girl

2. Describe yourself.
Dumb

3. What do people feel when they're around you?
smells like teen spirit

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
radio friendly unit shifter

5. Describe your current relationship.
in bloom

6. Where would you want to be now?
On a plain

7. How do you feel about love?
Rape me

8. What's your life like?
gallons of rubbing alcohol flow through the strip

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
serve the servants

10. Say something wise.
Come as you are

If you're like me and believe that the smartest dude on earth is mr. wikipedia then you can simply believe that "in humans, defecation may occur (depending on the individual and the circumstances) from once every two or three days to several times a day."
Since we all know (well...at least wikipedia does...) there are about 6.7 billion people living and therefore shitting on this planet.
Now, if you think about it...


THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF CRAP!!!
Dude, I mean where the hell is it all going to go??
It's not like it just disappears after you flush.
Just think, maybe in a couple of hundred years aliens will drive by, and on their spaceship navigation system it says 'earth' and all they'll see is a big brown ball of poop.
Or maybe they'll faint because of the smell and die and it won't just be our fault that our planet is a shitball but also that the aliens die out.
Doesn't sound too good, eh? Think about it next time you take a dump...

since it is 00:07 AM and I don't have anything to do, I just thought I'll share some of the most double-tripple-awesomest songs with you.
enjoy.


The Pixies - Where Is My Mind

Bush - Glycerine

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Don't Forget Me

Nada Surf - Bad Best Friend


i never thought i'd have a favorite song, because there're soooo many that i like. but right now those four songs just totally express how i feel.



P.S.: what songs make the hair stand up on YOUR arm?


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so, here it is...voila:


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8 FACTS ABOUT ME!
The Rules!
1. Post these rules
2. Each tagged person should post 8 facts of themselves
3. Tagged people should write a journal\blog about these facts
4. In the end tag and name 8 people
5. Go to their dA pages and comment saying that they are tagged!

1) I believe that everyone is born bi.
2) I keep a list of movie quotes that I like a lot.
3) I believe that "swimming against the stream" is suicide (ever heard of Darwin?), yet tempting..
4) I get extremely supersticious when I do sports or play games.
5) I started keeping a diary at least 4 times but decided to never write one again because the ones I did start writing were boring as hell..
6) I get attached to objects easily.
7) Two days ago I stole a lime jelly belly when nobody was watching..
8) I tend to like guys that think I'm an immature butthole.

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People I'm tagging: